Splash Oasis Resort Hotel

DO. NOT. GO. HERE. Please go somewhere else. There's lots of resorts in Los Baños-Calamba area that provides better comfort that this h-hole. Let's start with the location. Location is good. It's near the main road. But what you won't like is the inside of this resort. Half of this resort is a hallway. Seriously. There's 3 main hotels inside Splash Mountain. Splash Hotels, Splash Suites, and Splash Oasis. From Splash Hotel to Splash Oasis you would have to walk half a kilometer to reach it. It's good if you bring a car or a motorcycle but if you just wanted to swim in the pools in the Splash Mountain and you booked a hotel at Oasis then you would have to walk for 1 kilometer to go back and forth. Now, let's talk about the pools. Sure, there's lots of pools in this resort. But you can only enjoy the pools in Oasis. The temperature of the water in the other pools is waaay to high. Take note we visited this resort on June. RAINY SEASON. And it's still way too hot to swim. But the water temperature in the Oasis pools are way better. It's actually quite perfect. You just have to pay extra if you didn't book a hotel in Oasis. Next is the rooms. Oh my. How can I say this without using profanity... The aircon is so old it can't even cool the room. The water in the shower and sink is way too hot. You can actually boil an egg or cook cup noodles in that water. The beds and pillows are too hard. Like a rock. I actually got body pain after sleeping for a night in their beds. There's no wifi. NOT EVEN IN THE LOBBY. Better bring your own portable wifi. The room is dirty and quite sad looking. No decors. The room is dim lighted. Some of the switches are not working. There's a mini fridge in the room which is quite nice. Duvets are too thin but trust me you won't be needing it. Again, we visited here in June and it's raining nonstop. But the aircon is too old and weak. It can't even cool the room even on rainy days. Service is good. Staff are friendly and attentive. The only problem here is the facilities, the management, and the resort itself. For your reference, they also own/manage the following resorts: -Splash Mountain -Splash Suites (Laguna) -Splash Suites (Ta***tay) -Oasis Resort -City of Springs I haven't visited them all but I just wanted to put that in my review. That's it. *Stay awaaaaay*